What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

Can it be true that people know your name, not your story, they’ve heard what you’ve done, but not what you’ve been through, so take their opinions of you with a grain of salt?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?

Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

Can you tell me something about yourself?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Sometime ago, the Iranian Minister said that a US Navy aircraft carrier would be an easy target for 300 speed boats armed with Katyusha rocket launchers. Is this true?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

Do you think cheating is that bad?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Delta Force selection is originally based on SAS selection, so why is there no brutal jungle phase for Delta Force? It seems like it's based only on the Brecon Beacons section.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?